i wanna tell you that at orientation that they had a skit that the OAs did. it was about a highschool firend colleen who went visit her friend hilary. hilary started drinking excessively with these boys and when colleen visited her she didn’t realize the kind of person hilary had become. this story seems like it has a deeper meaning but it doesn’t. the reason why i wanted to tell you is because in the skit when hilary said to colleen she didn’t want to hang out because she wanted to be with these boys the first thing colleen said was:

“wait - i thought we were just going to hangout and watch grey’s anatomy!?”

i immediately threw my hand up and WOO’D my best woo.

i know you would appreciate that story. and i want to go to the concert with you but i can’t. i can’t.